mom: we're having salad
me: i cannot eat the salad
me: and i will not eat the salad
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
Peasants.
(via forgetting--me)
Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it.
(Source: jessidays, via turnthatfrownupsidedownnn)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
